LIVE · APRIL 2026 · EARTH-616
EST. MMXXVI · ISSUE 01
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WE BURY
THE BORING.

An AI-native content studio for brands that refuse to be polite. We script, produce and ship short-form video at the volume of a full team.

Currently booking Q3 / 2 slots open Avg. response: 4 hrs
§ 01 / SERVICES

What we ship.

04 capabilities
1 system
— 01

AI talking-head video.

Scripted, produced and edited inside our AI pipeline. A consistent on-brand presenter, ready every week, without filming, talent fees, or studio time.

  • Hook-first scripts
  • AI presenter pipeline
  • Captions + thumbnails
  • Daily publish cadence
— 02

Multi-platform distribution.

One production cycle, three native cuts. Reels, Shorts and TikTok — each re-edited and captioned for its own algorithm. The same effort, three times the surface area.

  • Reels · Shorts · TikTok
  • Per-platform edits
  • Hashtag & SEO ops
  • Schedule & publish
— 03

Content strategy.

A weekly review of what's working. We mine the data, rewrite the angles that lost, and double down on the hooks that won. The calendar gets sharper every week.

  • Hook research
  • Series architecture
  • Performance review
  • Iteration log
— 04

Brand & social system.

The visual grammar your feed runs on — identity, motion templates, voice and a copy bank. Built so your content looks like it belongs to one brand, every time.

  • Visual identity
  • Motion templates
  • Voice + copy bank
  • Brand book hand-off
§ 02 / SELECTED WORK

Other receipts.

2025 – 2026
Selected
01
MovieMe
A film recommendations brand. Full AI talking-head engine across three platforms — 410× view growth and 238K impressions in 35 days.
EntertainmentAI Video3 Platforms
In the studio.
Two new brands currently in production. Receipts drop Q3 2026.
In Progress
§ 03 / PROCESS

How we operate.

04 phases
Day-zero to ship
01

War-room.

One day, locked in. We pull apart your feed, your competitors, your top-performing posts and the hooks the algorithm is rewarding right now. You leave with a list of fights worth picking.

// OUTPUT
Hook bank · 30 angles
02

Production.

Scripts written, AI presenters cast, edits cut. We work in batches, not one-offs. The first videos are publishing inside week one — no three-month strategy decks.

// OUTPUT
Live in week one
03

Distribute.

Native cuts for Reels, Shorts and TikTok. Captions, thumbnails, hashtags and SEO — all dialled in per platform, then posted on a cadence the algorithm respects.

// OUTPUT
3 platforms · daily
04

Iterate.

Every week we kill what didn't work and double down on what did. The system gets smarter, the angles get sharper, the feed compounds.

// OUTPUT
Weekly review
§ 04 / MANIFESTO

Why we exist.

Read aloud
If unsure
— Creed

Polite content already lost.
The feed rewards the brave.
We are the noise.

OutputVolume is the strategy. We ship sixty videos a month while other agencies are still booking the kickoff call.
EdgePolite content dies. We pick a fight with the algorithm and we expect to win it.
SystemAI is the studio. One operator runs the throughput of a team of twelve, without losing the brand.
ProofNumbers or it didn't happen. 410× view growth in 35 days is the floor we're working from.
§ 05 / PACKAGES

Pick a fight.

Monthly retainer
3-month minimum
— STARTER

Test the
Algorithm.

€1.2K/MO
  • 15 videos a month
  • 3 platforms — Reels, Shorts, TikTok
  • AI presenter + scripting
  • Captions + hashtags
  • Monthly strategy call
Start →
MOST PICKED
— GROWTH

Win the
Algorithm.

€1.8K/MO
  • 20 videos a month
  • 3 platforms — fully managed
  • AI presenter + scripts + thumbnails
  • Weekly war-room + iteration
  • Hook bank + content calendar
  • Monthly performance report
Book →
— OWNED

Run the
Algorithm.

€2.5K/MO
  • 25 videos a month
  • 3 platforms + paid amplification
  • Brand identity + motion system
  • Full content strategy
  • Dedicated operator
  • Quarterly brand book hand-off
Inquire →
§ 06 / REVIEWS

What founders say.

Receipts only
No screenshots
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We went from invisible to first-page recommendations in three weeks. They don't pitch — they ship.

Founder
MovieMe · 04.2026
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Sixty-four videos across three platforms in a single month. I never had to touch a thing — the system just runs.

Brand owner
Client · In Progress
"

The first time an agency made content I actually wanted to repost from my own brand account.

Founder
Client · In Progress
§ 07 / OBJECTIONS

Heard before.

Tap to open
— 01
"AI content feels fake."
Audiences don't care how it's made. They care if it stops their thumb. Our top-performing AI Reel for MovieMe pulled 61,500 views without a single comment about authenticity. The hook is the work — the pipeline is invisible.
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— 02
"Can you guarantee 410×?"
No, and you should run from anyone who does. What we guarantee is volume, a system, and a weekly review where we rewrite the things that didn't work. The compounding is yours to keep.
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— 03
"How fast do we go live?"
War-room in week one. The first videos publish before the end of week one. Cadence holds from week two onwards. You don't sit on a strategy deck for three months.
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— 04
"Do we own the work?"
Yes. Scripts, edits, thumbnails, presenter likeness rights, hook bank — all yours. On the Owned tier we hand off a brand book each quarter so you can keep producing without us if you want to.
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